My Favorite Elderly Prostitute

This morning, my nigga honeycomb alerted me to the fact that the “proud slut” who goes by the stage name “Shahrazad” had pulled her latest video. It is common for trashy hoez to get just enough self-awareness to become embarrassed after playing the jackass, and I assumed this is what had happened. Sadly, I was mistaken.

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It seems that the shameful censors over at google have decided that we shouldn’t be entertained by this aging slattern. I do have mixed feelings about this clear violation of net neutrality. “Shahrazad” was willfully vulgar and constantly obscene; however, her profane solicitude was not merely served up for its own sake. Whether she knew it or not, “Shahrazad” was offering rare glimpses into the female psyche.

“Shahrazad” explains that the censors pulled her channel after giving her numerous warnings about content…

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I had been reticent to post this, given that one of the few rules at Casa Boxer is absolute anonymity; but I have been suitably convinced that the name she uses is as fake as Kardashian’s tits. With this in mind, and given the sad fact that she’s being silenced by a large corporation, I decided to dig up a promotion. In case any of you brothers are actually needy enough to pay big dollaz in order to fulfill your granny fetish, here she is in all her glory.

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Aside from the fact that she has worked for a school district, “Shahrazad” does give us an interesting glimpse into her background. She is, apparently, the daughter of Iranian immigrants to Germany. She, herself, moved to the U.S. as a child. She has abandoned her ancestor’s honorable Muslim faith, in order to chase enlightenment in a new-age (rhymes with sewage) kooky cult. (That’s very San Diego.) She is, unsurprisingly, a divorced hoe, and any reasonable person can safely assume that it is not her exorbitant “fees” which support her, but that she continues to ride the coattails of whatever unfortunate man was silly enough to wife her up, cashing his alimony checks monthly, for the rest of his life, as is the custom in California.

Thus we see the deracinated, alienated, rootless consumer in action. She has no culture and no homeland. She has no sense of community, and no sense of decorum, self-respect, shame or understatement. She is the perfect citizen of our global plantation.

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Her stated fees on her web page run her professional time at 300/hr, or 6000/day. I have never hired a professional prostitute before, and I’m forced to wonder if this is realistic. Maybe one of the MGTOW bros could school me.

Note that I have hired attorneys before; and I can get one of the better attorneys in my town, with his paralegal, to do a day’s work (including piecemeal office staff work on the back end) for 2000.00. With this in mind, it’s difficult to believe that anyone has ever actually paid “Shahrazad” 6000.00 for a day of her “labor.”

She has profiles available on several of the prostitution sites. Here is a satisfied customer, who apparently paid at least three c-notes.

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Here is another one, almost precisely similar to the first. While the original was written by “Panchito,” this one is ostensibly penned by “Man 4821”. He describes her as a “gem.” These reviews are so solicitous, I wonder if she didn’t sock up and write them for self-promotion.

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And here is a sample of her photos.

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Objectively, I suppose we can admit that she looks better than her age (she claims to be about 55).

As I dredged up this stuff this morning, I couldn’t help but feel a bit of regret on her behalf. Here is an old woman who ought to be enjoying time with her dozen Muslim grandchildren, living the reward of years of fidelity to her husband. She should be swinging around with him on the dance floor, traveling, writing books about gardening or cooking, and basking in the respect and dignity of an examined life. Instead, she’s peddling her saggy ass on the internet, begging strangers to part with a couple of hundred bucks, in return for her spreading her well-worn meat flaps. She’s writing books about being a trashy sex worker, and embarrassing her family on a youtube channel so vulgar that google couldn’t stomach it.

I decided not to link to her web page, because my interested viewers can simply type it in from one of the screenshots, and, well, it’s even too crass for ya boy Boxer. Such is the state of the world we live in.

Note: An implicit copyright of some or all of the preceding work is duly noted. This review is published as a transformative work, in order to 1. educate the public, 2. parody the material, 3. comment upon general social trends. My impression is that the author is being unfairly censored. Be that as it may, if “Shahrazad” or her agent would like to respond or request a retraction, the comment box is the place to do it. 

 

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Author: Boxer

happy bachelor, iconoclast, frankfurt school. #Alt-Left

13 thoughts on “My Favorite Elderly Prostitute”

  1. Boxer good work and your ho[e]nest review. I bet she wrote those reviews or paid someone to write them. Plus I believe you’re right about the fact she soaked some sap & probably has lifetime alimony. Cali laws are very oppressive.

    Sad about google removing such a good example of stupid I’ve seen in a long time.

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    PS .. I have zero experience with pro’s .. so I can’t relate any info on going rate.

  2. I couldn’t help but feel a bit of regret on her behalf.

    I understand…but the more women pull this stuff, the less regret I have. The regret I have is that they never seem to learn their actions have consequences and seek repentance to receive God’s mercy, they just blame somebody else. That’s a one way ticket to loneliness and hell.

    And while I’ll never claim Islam is a great ethos for women to live in, comparing it to feminism I’m not sure which abuses and destroys women more. I have to think feminism is worse.

  3. Earl ..

    As the current crop of boomers age out of the system (i.e. living / air addiction). And, more men with current knowledge of th wimminz occupy the landscape (of the marriage market). The less of these simps / white-knights available for playing “capt save a hoe” ™ at the end of this femi’nest rainbow.

    Now then .. I see two paths for them in the future .. 1) Go harder to the left (e.g. Da Pro above) or 2) More women hiding their past (less social media / etc).

    I never see the wimminz giving up what they have now until we have a hard reset. Probably not in my lifetime (i.e. the next 35 years .. e.g. 85 years old).

    Frankly .. when I watched that video (the 1st one .. i.e. not deleted) a while back I didn’t think she could be a better example of stupid .. but WOW I never expected video two (now deleted).

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    Again it was great work on Boxer’s end to find all of this material .. I would have never thought to look her up.

  4. Again it was great work on Boxer’s end to find all of this material .. I would have never thought to look her up.

    When it comes to the wiles of an adulterous woman…there’s no need for a man who has read Scripture to ‘look her up’. All she does is once again proves the timeless truth of what Solomon spoke of waaaaaaaay back in the day.

    ‘And behold, a woman comes to meet him,
    Dressed as a harlot and cunning of heart.
    She is boisterous and rebellious,
    Her feet do not remain at home;’

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+7

  5. I can assume she isn’t makin any real money with this gig .. she appears to be searchin for a young fit hunk ..

    Tho she feels entitled to a man’s money while demanding good sex from fit men .. sad really .. she should know that ship has sailed .. a long .. long time ago.

    1. Welcome to female sexual immorality. They live in a delusional state where they think they can get both no matter what state they’re in.

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